Bulbyonder.co.uk

Press release, Jan 2002:

Dear Bristol bulbyonder users,

We apologise for the variable service users have been experiencing recently. Please understand that it is due to circumstances not in our control. We realise that users have been in the last few days of users having problems with their access. The problem only seems to affect Bristol users, and will hopefully be fixed as soon as possible.

We have had two (maybe three) reports been experiencing bulbyonder cable performance which occasionally went above that of a modem, after 6 PM. While we understand this is completely unacceptable, our engineers will be investigating this... oooh sometime next month I suppose, so please bear with us.

Please be advised that if you experience a download which does not pause for long periods, or a web page which loads completely without pausing, or half the graphics failing to load, you should inform us immediately. You should also power off your computer, unplug the cable modem, and format your hard disk. And stick your fingers in the electrical socket.

Russ Watson
Technical Strategy
Networks Technology and Engineering
Telewaste